Kim Kardashian (pictured above at the Big Mac's 40th birthday party in 2008) has revealed what she orders when she goes to different fast food restaurants.
"Fast
food is def one of my guilty pleasures," Kim writes, after noting that
she is currently on the Atkins diet. "I go very rarely, but OMG I love
it so much when I decide to indulge." At McDonald's, Kim "always" gets
small fries, and maybe a cheeseburger or chicken McNuggets (though she
only eats half of those). This is as sure a sign as any that Kim
Kardashian is some sort of wizard, because few people on earth posses
the amount of self-control necessary to go for small fries instead of
large and eat only half of their allotted McNuggets. Teach me your ways,
Kim!
At
Chipotle, Kim gets a burrito bowl and a Diet Coke, "with LOTS of ice"
because "if they don't put ice in it, I die." This last bit is curious
because many Chipotle outlets have those self-serve soda machines that
allow you to be in control of your ice levels at all times, but maybe
the "they" here is whichever assistant Kim sent in to get the Chipotle.
Kim also loves In-N-Out, where she gets a cheeseburger, fries, and
vanilla shake, and KFC, where she gets extra-crispy chicken wings and a
biscuit with honey. Finally, at Taco Bell, she gets one soft beef taco
and one hard beef taco, plus cinnamon twists for dessert.
Kim
notably doesn't drink, which must be why Doritos Locos tacos and
"McDonald's French fries dipped in vanilla soft serve" are not
represented here. This would be a very different list if she were
spiking her ultra-iced Diet Coke with vodka. Also, she'd definitely eat
the whole cheeseburger.